1. ..... resume production of the c-6 series of corvettes, the absolute prettiest vette of them all, very clean, rounded, lines.*** and, with a sensible ls engine, about 325-350 horsepower, max. no need to go to 60 mph in under 3 seconds. none at all.
2. ..... resume production of the ac cobra, the second best looking of american sports cars behind the c-6. (and, being guided by truth, he will advertise it as suitable only for persons not exceeding 5'3" tall and having very short legs. not a car to roll over if you are 6'4" tall. you will be about 5'3" tall when it stops sliding, may as well start out that way.)
3. ..... give joe biden a ride into space, quickly. if it were up to me, a "return" to earth would be omitted. no need to provide a lunch.
4. ..... return hostess cupcakes to their original specs.
and, 5.) ..... talk dutch brother's coffee into doing reprints of some of their best "free stickees," available the first wednesday of the month. (hint: i like the one of a contented sun, complete with little radiating triangles, ambling along carrying a fresh hot cup of joe, being freshly invigorated. very funny, & cute.)
john jay @ 04.05.2023
p.s. bring raquel welch back. *sigh*
***absolutely the best looking convertible auto ever made. hands down. not even a contest.
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