why do we not construe dept. of homeland security actions as declarations of war ..... ? post script: homeland security buys bag pipes for funeral services .....

nah, i didn't make it up.   who could make this stuff up?

but, apparently the dip shits at the department of homeland security have/had planned to make funerals classy and somber by playing bagpipes during the services.  so, they put in requisitions for them.

http://www.prepperpodcast.com/homeland-security-now-training-for-funerals-43-items-tell-the-story/#axzz2QIS37cVT .  read the article at the link, written by james smith 10 april 2013.   smith relates that "amazing grace" is popular at funerals, especially mournful when played on the pipes.  i guess i would have to agree. no offense to the scots, but most everything is pretty "mournful" played on the pipes: except battle songs, into battle.  those are neat.

actually, it pays to be prepared for funerals.  as for my funeral,*** i have made a disc to include that great conservative steve earl playing the "texas eagle" with the del mccoury band.  i don't guess anyone will get caught snoozing with that rousing song blasting away.

at the risk of repeating myself, what a bunch of dip shits we have running this country.

john jay @ 04.12.2013

the "play list" for my funeral.   should be fun.  i will be "there," in a sense, but i won't get to watch the show.  i kinda regret that. ---

1.  "oh death," ralph stanley w/ gillian welch, ralph stanley and friends.

2.  "will you miss me?," pam tillis, ralph stanley and friends.

3.  "feel like going home," mark knopfler, the notting hillbillies:  missing  ...  presumed having a good time.

4.  "precious memories," emmy lou harris, angel band.

5.  "texas eagle," steve earl.  steve earl & the del mccoury band.

6.  "pilgrim," steve earl, steve earl & the del mccoury band.

7.  "call me the breeze," jj cale, naturally.

8.  "my father's eyes," eric clapton, clapton chronicles.

9.  "passing through," don henley & johnny cash, earl scrugs and friends.

10. "the man comes around," johnny cash, cash.

11. "will you miss me?" mark knopfler, the notting hillbillies:  missing  ...  presumed having a good time.

12. "if i had possession of judgment day," eric clapton, me and mr. johnson.

13. "autum song," alex degrassi, a windham hill sampler.

 

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