"the brain eater's bible: sound advice for the newly reanimated zombie," by j.d. mcghoul w/ pat kilbane, st. martin's press, new york, new york 2010. isbn 976-1-250-02401-5 .
some of this book is very funny, and meant to be so.
some of this book is extremely useful, for any number of reasons. i suspect that this is also meant to be so.
i suggest very strongly that you read it in its entirety, and take from it what is useful for when the turmoil happens. it is set in a time of fictional apocalypse, but, it has nonfictional application. as did "gulliver's travels."
you'll just have to trust me.
john jay @ 09.16.2014