news arrived today that all the republicans in the united states senate have been stricken w/ a rare and extremely virulent strain of polio, and several of the members of the republican members linger near absolute brain death.
well, it must be true. the only other possibility is that they are as stupid as obama takes them for.
for you see, loretta lynch***, obama's nominee to replace eric holder as united states attorney general, turns out to have been holder's wife's college roommate. she roomed at harvard w/ a woman named sharon malone. a sharon malone is eric holder's wife.
no news yet on whether any of the brain dead republicans offer any evidence that they will ever recover from their sudden onset chronic & irreversible brain death.
john jay @ 02.06.2015
p.s. if this doesn't get the dumb bastards in a fighting mood, absolutely nothing on earth will. i cannot think of anything that obama might have done to show his utter contempt for the republicans than to pull a stunt like this.
to say nothing of the contempt that the son of a bitch has shown for the american public.
*** this is the same loretta lynch, that when asked by a senator if " ... she were eric holder ...," replied, "oh no, i am not eric holder," much to the amusement of all. she must have cracked 3 ribs trying to hold back the laughter about that.
do you suppose the republicans even know that they have been chumped? big time!!
p.s. this comes to me via email, tip of the hat to carolyn e and randyron, who says this has been "snopesed." we'll see. it's too good not to be true.